He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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