Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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