If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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