Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I love you. Go after that dick
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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