Nicole vs. Life
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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