It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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