16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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