some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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