Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We left the knife in your bed.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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