He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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