I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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