I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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