I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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