I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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