Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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