I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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