Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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