I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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