is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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