I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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