just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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