Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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