is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
FUCK WHALES
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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