I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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