THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
