Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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