I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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