My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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