Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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