I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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