We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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