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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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