he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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