I just made out with a guy for $7.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
should my penis look like a turkey
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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