Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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