Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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