So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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