The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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