I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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