We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I need to align my fucking chakras
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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