Hippo gnu deer
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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