she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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