If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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