I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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