have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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