fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
