Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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