Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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