Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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