Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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